So we arrived at the cinema to see Mr Popper's Penguins, a nice sweet film. After James nearly fainted at the price and after the first priceless Chloe moment "Would you like Standard or Premier seats?" "Standing???" No Chloe you don't have to stand!! We head for snacks and toilet stops, Chloe buys about 3 bits of pick and mix and i buy the biggest box of popcorn ever......... Cue the next Chloe tapping gem, "i don't think i've ever had popcorn before..." *Pause* "is it just popped corn"....... Mansell is at the counter ordering Cheesy nachos and trying to work out when he can get his next beer fix and is there any way that could be while we were in the cinema.... After a 10 minute wait the boy behind the counter comes back to tell James that there is no cheese........ *Chloe and Me turn and walk away*
We take our seats just behind the empty premier seats, i say we all take our seats, Chloe missed hers and nearly ended up sitting on the floor! A laughing fit ensued. This is an appropriate time to introduce Andrew's arse to the story.... I have NEVER smelt anything like it, and he kept occasionally dropping one in the cinema causing all of us to cover our faces and the people in the row behind to start fanning the air struggling to breathe! Once Mansell finally returns with the cheesy nacho's which by the way were apparently shit! The bromance moved to the row in front (premier seats) Chloe was reluctant incase the seat police came round. The smell continued for the whole of the film, which was actually quite sad, Chloe definitely thought so as she was nearly in tears by the end!
After a beer stop in the Hop House, which was as we described it was "banging" on a Saturday night we headed for Tapping Towers! After compulsory fuss making of Xena and Sparkle we decided we were hungry and that a kebab was a good idea. As the designated driver we piled back into the car, and headed for Wadhurst. We had the Tapping tour on the way pointing out various land marks and houses, one of which was a volunteer from work who shortly after passing her house was described as a GILF.......One stumbling point with this plan, it was late and the kebab shop was shut...... Oh well into Tunbridge Wells we go then. On route we all decided apart from Andrew that we needed a wee, so i dumped the car outside the barn and we strolled in to use their toilets... All i can say is WOW is that what you sound like when you have had a drink, lots of people shouting "i feel really drunk".
A strange experience being in the kebab shop sober and with no stolen/found clothing from the night out!
Back to Tapping Towers we go one hour after we set out in search of food... As we drive past Frant Station a car in front just stops... We beep, they indicate, we pull alongside, "you alright Mate" "yes Why" "Just asking as you have pulled over" "i'm fine fuck off" even stranger he was old and in sunglasses.....Surely nothing else can happen on a journey that lasts 10 minutes..... As we pull into Scotney there is a car pulled up on the side of the road, as we pull alongside (like security guards) someone gets out and flags us down "can you help me i'm lost, i'm looking for Castle Street Tonbridge" All of us in unison "Well thats not here", confusing directions were given and the poor guy left in search of Tonbridge... Very odd. Andrew tried to get his laptop to work for AGES and then we had the photo humiliation for Jamie, Bless him! After being fascinated by the riots in London, and with the alternative commentary from Chloe. Who in her own words "Can read it better than her on the TV". At 2:30 i thought i should probably make a move as i was working today :( Another hilarious and full of utter randomness evening with the Scotney Massive!
The snacks :)
Xena and Sparkle waiting for kebab :)
Most used word of the night- Bellend
In other news, work was dull, it rained (I hate the rain!), I had pasta for dinner and i go to Ibiza in 5 DAYS :)
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